NO — The Flood in Kerrville Wasn’t Caused by "Doge Cuts" to NOAA
This is what happens when TikTok becomes your meteorologist. Time to hose down the propaganda.
Let’s set the record straight before the lies flood the whole internet.
Over the weekend, a tragedy unfolded in the Texas Hill Country — lives were lost in a devastating flash flood. And like vultures circling the carnage, the meme merchants and social media morons wasted no time blaming… wait for it… budget cuts to NOAA.
Yes. Apparently rain now answers to Congress.
It’s almost like an addiction that our society has:
The moment a tragedy strikes, the crazy memes start flooding the interwebs.
TikTok prophets. Twitter warriors. Facebook theologians.
All armed with feelings. None armed with facts.
🧠 THE IDIOTS STRIKE AGAIN
In the age of AI and instant access to real data, we’re somehow back to blaming the government - which happens to be run by DONALD TRUMP
“The government cut NOAA and that’s why there was no warning!”
“We need more funding or the floods will keep coming!”
STOP.
That’s not just wrong. It’s insulting to every meteorologist, emergency responder, and grieving family affected by this disaster.
And here’s the kicker — the supposed “DOGE CUTS” everyone’s screeching about? They haven’t even taken effect yet.
You heard that right:
The Kerrville tragedy happened under FULL NOAA operational status — with MORE staff than usual.
In fact, the National Weather Service office covering the area was overstaffed, not under. Typically, two meteorologists would be on duty. For this forecasted event, five were working through the night.
So spare us the righteous outrage about budget cuts. That narrative isn’t just wrong — it’s provably false.
We’re noting around that no one was prepared, no one was warned... is completely and totally false.”
Let’s break it down with facts that actually matter.
🌍 KNOW THE LAND BEFORE YOU BLAME THE BAND
If you don’t understand the land, you don’t understand the flood. Hill Country is built for flash flooding — literally.
It’s made of limestone and rocky soil. Water doesn’t absorb, it runs.
The terrain is all canyons, valleys, and steep drops.
Rivers don’t rise calmly. They funnel, surge, and explode with rain.
When the ground can’t drink, it drowns.
Add to that the region’s history of erratic weather, and you’ve got a cocktail of chaos waiting for a drop of ignition.
This isn’t a surprise. It’s topography. The Hill Country was designed by nature to be dramatic. And when rain comes, it writes headlines.
⏳ FLASHBACKS THAT PREDICTED THE FUTURE
1978: Fatal flash floods kill campers.
1998: Over 30 people die in Central Texas floods.
2002: Hill Country floods again.
2024: Same rivers. Same warnings. Same outcomes.
You can Google it. The Guadalupe floods like clockwork. This wasn’t unexpected — just tragically unheeded.
In fact, entire FEMA studies have cataloged Kerrville and surrounding counties as flood-prone zones for decades. Yet we continue to build, camp, and gather in its lowlands with a naive optimism that maybe, just maybe, it won’t be this year.
📡 NOAA DID ITS JOB. TEXANS WERE WARNED.
Here are the actual steps taken before the flood:
Thursday afternoon: A Flood Watch was issued
Forecasted 10+ inches of rain
Cited Guadalupe River as a danger zone
1:13 AM Friday: A Flash Flood Warning was issued
Gave 3–4 hours warning before the river crested
Called it "life-threatening"
The NWS Austin/San Antonio office had — get this — 5 meteorologists on duty.
Normal staffing? Two.
That’s not a cut. That’s a mobilization.
This isn’t some bureaucratic fog machine. These are real professionals who stayed up all night issuing alerts, hoping someone out there would listen before it was too late.
🌪️ THE PERFECT STORM WASN’T A METAPHOR
Tropical system Barry drifted up from Mexico
Stalled over Central Texas for nearly 48 hours
Pulled in massive Gulf moisture
Dumped it right onto limestone hills and dry riverbeds
Flash floods happen when weather and terrain agree to kill you.
This wasn’t some rogue sprinkle. It was a textbook atmospheric trap — the kind meteorologists fear but also train for.
📱 NO CELL SERVICE? NO EXCUSE FOR NO RADIOS.
Why didn’t people respond in time?
Many camps had no cell service
No NOAA weather radios in the cabins
No river-level-triggered sirens installed
Warnings were issued. The infrastructure failed, not the science.
You can't hear the trumpet if no one's installed it.
This isn’t just about Kerrville. This is about every rural community in America that has cell dead zones but no backup alert system. In 2025, that’s inexcusable.
🔥 WHAT NEEDS TO CHANGE
🔊 Automated sirens along river communities
📻 Mandated weather radios for all camps with children
🛰️ Flood alerts treated like tornado warnings
🏛️ State funding for low-tech but high-impact alert systems
Want to help? Stop blaming NOAA and start demanding local preparedness.
Nature doesn’t read your budget spreadsheet. It reads your landscape.
🙏 AND PLEASE… STOP USING DEAD CHILDREN FOR POLITICS
This was a tragedy.
Not a campaign talking point.
Not a meme to make your friends share your fake outrage.
If you’re blaming this on "Doge Cuts," you’re not just wrong — you’re part of the problem.
The truth is sacred. Especially when the ground still hasn’t dried.
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